Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?