Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Yeah, it was a cereal killer.
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which is the worst season?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
