Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
It knew how to quickly make change.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?