Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
It knew how to quickly make change.
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do little fish love to play with?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What animal loves Indian food?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What game do bats excel at?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
