Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
It knew how to quickly make change.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What shape has a knighthood?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What is the coolest country?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?