What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's the noisiest food?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How does a polar bear build a house?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?