Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?