What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
