What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do bees chew?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Surprise!!!!
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?