What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Where do ants go to eat?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What kind of computers do horses use?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do you grill cheese?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a handsome runner?