What's the beach's favorite movie?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How long will dinner be?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why are bakers also often hippies?