What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
