Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why are all priests fit?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
