Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call a dog in space?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?