Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What kind of bee do teachers love?