Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why are frogs always happy?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How can you farm during the winter?