Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the sick chicken say?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?