Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?