Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How can you make 7 even?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's the scariest letter?
How do cats make a birthday cake?