What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?