My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down!
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why do cows go to New York?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?