My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down!
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did March say to the madness?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which computer won the talent show?
