Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the fish blush?
How do you grill cheese?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What kind of music do planets like?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?