What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
We're a family of fore!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
