What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
We're a family of fore!
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the confused bee say?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?