What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
We're a family of fore!
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do bees chew?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How do you measure a millennial?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Which plant has the best roar?
Did you know about April 1st?