What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
We're a family of fore!
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?