Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
