Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?