My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?