Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?