What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
When do mice play every day?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do math teachers eat?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?