What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
