What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did autumn say to summer?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?