What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do trees wear to the lake?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why is the number 4 so smart?