What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?