What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why don't ants get sick?