What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How do amoebas make calls?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?