What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What words make the best athletes?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?