What do you call a greedy elf?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How do hurricanes see?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?