What farm animal is best at karate?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a happy cowboy?