What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why was the bunny upset?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?