What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What day do hands always go to church?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
