What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?