What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
He'd have a license to dill.
Where does the president keep his razor?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How was the wedding?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do you organize a space party?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?