What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
He'd have a license to dill.
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why is winter considered holy?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
