What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What math figure is also in the band?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why do all the planets get along?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?