What do you call a handsome runner?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
How does the sun listen to music?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
