How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What vegetables make the best music?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
