Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do bees say in the summer?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What horn never makes a sound?
What car can't keep a secret?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What is the strongest animal?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?