What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?