Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's the most masculine animal?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the fish blush?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?