What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?