Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
Why are all priests fit?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's the opposite of irony?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What game does chlorine never lose?