What animal loves a baseball game?
A bat.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How is cat food sold?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How much money does a skunk have?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
