Why are frogs always happy?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What bee is good for your health?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What bird is losing its hair?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?