What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's a dog's favorite book?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
