What animal loves a baseball game?
A bat.
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the fish blush?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?