If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?