Which president loved to take baths?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What tea do footballers drink?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why are winter days great?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?