How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How do billboards talk?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
