Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why don't ostriches fly ?