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Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?