Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Reese, with her spoon.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
