Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why was the cow afraid?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did autumn say to summer?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call a silly hill?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?