What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How do horses navigate at night?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?