What do fish do at parades?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How much does freedom weigh?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?