Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?