What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did one plate say to the other?