Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
It's allergy season again?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's the most masculine animal?