Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call two birds in love?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
How do frogs get to work?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why don't ants get sick?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
