What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How does a penguin build its house?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?