What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What is the most adorable season?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why is a computer so smart?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why do cows make great bakers?