What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Just-ice.
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why are ghosts always single?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What part of a football field is never the same?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?