What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?