What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do math teachers eat?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?