Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
