When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did March say to the madness?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
