Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
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How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?