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Because they love a good scratcher!
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What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
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Why are baseball games at night?
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Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the Dorito say to his son?