What do you call octopus twins?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?