Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I bought two.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Which singer could always break a five?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Do dads always snore?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
