Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I bought two.
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Which relative loves rice?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?