What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How do you make a cow float?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the frog have a long face?
