Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?