How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How do bears keep cool?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?