Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
There were thousands of degrees packed in there.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What sport is full of interior designers?