What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What does the sun drink out of?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?