What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
When do astronauts eat?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's the holiest insect?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?