Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle.
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What are baby potatoes called?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why don't ants get sick?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Where do ants go to eat?
How does the sun listen to music?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?