Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle.
What's black and white and goes around and around?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Who granted the fish a wish?
If you need help building an ark...
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which subject has two parts?
Which fly makes films?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Where do ants go to eat?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's a father's favorite flower?