Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
