What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Where do books sleep?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?