Why was the dog overweight?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the fish blush?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which insect is the smartest?