What's the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call a vacation at home?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?