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The ground!
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
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What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
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Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why was the bee sad?
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How do you make a cow float?
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