Why are grandkids so great?
They are usually cheaper than tech support.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?