Why did the mare gain weight?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What was the first animal in space?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?