Why are grandkids so great?
They are usually cheaper than tech support.
Where would you put an injured insect?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
