What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you give a sick pig?