Why are grandkids so great?
They are usually cheaper than tech support.
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a small mom?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How is cat food sold?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?