Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How do you cut the ocean in two?