Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What makes a glow worm glow?
How do fireflies start a race?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Which president loved to take baths?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
