Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
How do horses navigate at night?
Where does breakfast live?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?