Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?