What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What game do mice love to play?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why do two skunks argue?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?