Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call hiking college students?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
