Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's the friendliest pen?