What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What country has the most fish?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What animal loves Indian food?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?