What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's a dog's favorite city?
