What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?