What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
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Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
How do hurricanes see?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do Scottish toads play?