Why did the professor write on the window?
How does dinner smell?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why are frogs always happy?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?