What's a decade's favorite sport?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?