What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What does a dog say before eating?
What is the wealthiest fish?