What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A computer with a lot of bites.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How did the tree get lost?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why are cars magic?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How do fireflies start a race?