What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A computer with a lot of bites.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the snake name his daughter?
How do you measure a millennial?
How do you know bees have allergies?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's a dog's favorite city?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
