What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why is a doctor always calm?