Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?