What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is the coolest country?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?