What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
A hot dog.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What is a table you can eat?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
