What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
A hot dog.
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
When should you start writing a book?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?