What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Where does the president keep his razor?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why are winter days great?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?