Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Pink Floyd.
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do naked fish play with?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?