Did you take the patient's temperature?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How do you make antifreeze?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What fairy loves to count?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did one plate say to the other?