Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Pink Floyd.
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Someone stole my mood ring!
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
If you need help building an ark...
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
