What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Where do polar bears vote?
