What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?