What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What bee is good for your health?
Why was the bunny upset?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How are mountains able to see?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What is the strongest animal?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Which state has the best streets?