How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Which former US President was always cold?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?