What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How is cat food sold?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do fish do at parades?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?