How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Did you know about April 1st?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What says: oom oom oom?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?