How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
