How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do you organize a space party?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
When do mice play every day?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What are you studying in math?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?