What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
A cardinal sin.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Are baby skunks cute?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
When does a horse talk?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What car does Yoda® drive?