What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
A cardinal sin.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did autumn say to summer?
I broke my finger!
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
