What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What table can you never sit at?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the calf play in the school band?