What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
A cardinal sin.
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why is winter considered holy?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do elves learn in school?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What animal knows kung fu?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?