Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call a small mom?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you call a smelly horse?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?