Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What game do cows play at parties?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What happens when a frog's car dies?