Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
