Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?