Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why are goats so funny?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?