Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
How do eggs end a TV show?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Which is the worst season?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?