Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?