Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Disneyland®!
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
How was the wedding?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What kind of books do boats write?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Shoutout to my grandma!
