Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What is the strongest animal?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?