What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
I broke my finger!
What horn never makes a sound?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?