What might you call waking up in the morning?
An eye-opening experience.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did summer say to spring?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How did the tree get lost?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How do you grill cheese?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
