What might you call waking up in the morning?
An eye-opening experience.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What game does a rabbit always win?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why is a doctor always calm?