Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What was the first animal in space?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do naked fish play with?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why are cars magic?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?