What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
How long do chickens work?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Which animals make the best football players?