Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What is another name for a cow?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?