Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did electricity win the race?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
