Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why do bees buzz?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why are books always so angry?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?