Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
The grumpire.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What country has the most fish?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do cows like to dance to?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
