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Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?