Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?