What do you call a cow with two legs?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
When should you start writing a book?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?