What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?