Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why are ghosts always single?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?