Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What animal floats best?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?