What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement.
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do insects learn at school?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why was the bud so shy?
