Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
How does a witch play loud music?
How are mountains able to see?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
How do you arrest a pig?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?