Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?