Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?