Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
When do mice play every day?
How do you get kids to do something?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call octopus twins?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?