Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the body of water think so much?
